so after i saw the avengers
- these two girls, no older than eight, were standing outside the theatre with their parents, and i overheard their conversation.
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girl 1: so which guy was the cutest?
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girl 2: loki! duh!
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girl 1: uh no it was hulk
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girl 2: YOU WEIRDO!
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girl 1: you're the weirdo!
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their dad: actually, you're both weirdos, captain america was the cutest
THE BEST TRAIN CONVERSATION I HAVE EVER OVERHEARD
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Man 1: But I'm not Gay!
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Man 2: Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?
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Man 1: but I'm not!
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Man 2: IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!
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Man 1: honestly?
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Man 2: THOR OR LOKI!
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Man 1: probably Iron Man.
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Man 2: SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?
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Man 1: yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....
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Man 2: ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?
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Man 1: well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.
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Man 2: oh yeah..
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Man 1: and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-
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Random Woman: EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.
- *awkward silence*
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Man 2: ...and you said you werent gay!